Originally posted at Youthpad.

Union HRD minister Kapil Sibal recently stated that the government is thinking of doing away with the class 10th Board exams and making them ‘optional’, with just one Board exam in class 12th. In fact, Kapil Sibal also wants to do away with class 12th exams. Makes me wonder whether he’s doing all this just for publicity, now that people bother listening to him as the HRD minister instead of minister for science and technology. Frankly, I don’t think that’s a really good idea. I’m sorry if you’re someone studying in class 10th and below but listen kid, you really need that exam.

Sure, the Board exams do generate a bit of tension among students. That’s just how life is. Life throws challenges at you and you are supposed to learn to surmount those challenges. There isn’t a magic wand to wish away and make some challenge in life ‘optional’. A nationwide standardized exam helps everyone find out where they stand vis a vis a student in some other corner of the country or your classmate standing right next to you.

Let’s assume for a moment that this hare-brained scheme goes ahead and the class Xth Board exams are actually abolished. What exactly is that going to achieve in ‘reducing tension’? Absolutely nothing at all! In class 12th, students are thinking of what career they want to take up, what college they want to join, preparing for entrance exams for engineering / medical / law / others…and in that mix you want to say that giving the Board exams for the first time in your life is going to reduce tension?! I don’t think so. Doing away with in class 10th is simply postponing fate. As a student who’s passed out of school, I myself know that yes Board exams can make you nervous, but I was less jittery about it in class 12th because I’d already attempted a similar exam two years earlier. Having to sit for Board exams for the first time in your life in class XIIth is going to put an incredible amount of pressure on students when they have other things on their minds.

Many students currently studying in class 10th have said to me that they don’t get why they’re supposed to study this or that topic for their Board exams when it has nothing to do with what they want to do later in life. Look, the Board exams are not here to teach you skills that you need in your career – that’s what you go to college for. School (and the Board exams) are there to teach about things like getting your point across to someone you don’t know precisely and concisely, learning to analyse things and assigning importance to them (you’re gravely mistaken if you assign equal importance to all topics), learning to make study notes, learning to manage a schedule, et al. This is what education up to class 10th is about.

Class Xth Board exams also help you to choose streams to take up in the +2 leg of your schooling. During that year you realize “OK, so I’m interested [and / or] good at X subject but subject Y doesn’t interest me, so this is what I can consider taking as my stream.” Without a standard exam, it becomes difficult for students to find that out too. Each and every school’s exams and standards are pretty arbitrary and unique up to class 8 when they have a free reign. Without a standard syllabus even students won’t be able to find out whether they’re actually interested in a subject. Yes, I know about national curriculum guidelines for lower classes to but that’s just pure bollocks; no school really bothers following the national curriculum until the ’spectre’ of Board exams comes up.

Am I trying to say that the current system is perfect and there’s nothing we need to do to make life even that tiny bit easier for those about to give Board exams? Of course not. There are a lot of educationists in this country who are genuinely working on making things better so let’s not be cynical about everything. CBSE is not out to ‘get you’. They are genuinely trying to change things but are often restricted by what can be practically implemented across every school under them. Look, I’ve been through that phase myself and I know how it feels. The major worry, at the end of the day, is along the lines of “I hope I get the marks I’m expecting”. Every year when the Board results are declared there’s lots of anguish about ‘top’ students getting lower marks than expected in some subject or the other (usual ‘culprit’ being English). Here are some ideas that I have:

  1. CBSE releases the marking scheme used to check papers a few months after Board results are declared to give students attempting the exam next year an idea of what they’re expected to write in the paper. How about releasing the marking scheme immediately after the Board exams? Students will be evaluate their own performance better and set realistic expectations about what marks they’ll be getting. Believe me, this goes a long way in reducing post-exam stress – when you really know how well you have done.
  2. As of now, only re-tallying of scores is allowed. Allow re-checking of papers but put a high price on it. By high, I mean something say Rs 1000-2000. This will help defray the cost of finding the darn paper again, hiring a higher level examiner, and also prevent frivolous rechecking applications.
  3. Well OK, who am I kidding. Even if the price for rechecking is kept at Rs 5000 per paper I’m sure anxious parents will flood CBSE with frivolous rechecking requests. So here’s the deal – have a good grievance redressing system in place. ICSE has a system where in case a student has a good track record in school and gets really bad marks (I’m not talking of 5-10 marks here – there have been cases where students got a mere 6 in some subjects in Boards) then they allow you to appeal that, and get it rechecked. Maybe something similar can be done by CBSE. Put stringent rules on what exactly is defined as a ‘good school track record’ and how much deviation from it would allow for an appeal, and then put in some rechecking mechanism. I don’t have any ’scientific’ study to support this but I have a feeling that the most anxiety is within the top 1/8th or so candidates (defined in CBSE marking as A-grade). Such a system would go a long way in reducing tension.
  4. Counselling sessions for parents to be held by schools. Parents are often more stressed out than students and heap on their worries on their children. Again, not every school will have resources to do this – certainly not schools in smaller cities. But the point is that most ‘over-anxious’ parents happen to be from metro towns and while they might consist of a small fraction of the number of parents with candidates appearing for the exam, it is still a large number. Schools in big cities should take the initiative in this regard and hold a few counselling sessions for parents in a year. I’m not talking about PTA meetings. Get the school top faculty, professional education counsellors and then have a seminar on dispelling doubts, teaching them to handle stress, etc. This will help reduce instances of students being pushed to the edge / being compelled to call helplines. (Helplines are good though. If you’re a student or parent feeling stressed out then go ahead and call CBSE helpline.)

So what exactly is my point of writing all this? Exercising my right to free speech is fine but what do I get out of this? “Wow, a blog post has been written. Big deal.” The point here is that change is brought about by discussion. Spread the word. Discuss with your friends, parents, relatives, teachers about what can be done better. Don’t stay with a chalta hai attitude. Bounce some ideas around. Refer them to this article if you want. Start a riot in the comments section. Whatever you do, primary goal is start a discussion which finally brings about change. It doesn’t matter if this article reaches out to only one person or you can reach out to only one person (especially if that one person is a parent or a teacher) – if it somehow makes something better for someone somewhere, this article would have achieved it’s objective.

'Bolt' 2008 movie poster

I agree with the 'Fully Awesome' tagline

My rating of Bolt: A (Outstanding)
Directed by: Chris Williams, Byron Howard
Voice Cast: John Travolta, SnakeMonster, Susie Essman, Mark Walton, Greg Germann
Made by: Walt Disney Animation Studios / Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Being holed up inside me home is making me slowly turning even more insane than I already am. I knew that I needed something to cheer myself up because one urge that I felt every morning for the past two weeks when I woke up was to smash scintillating jeweled crabs with heavy iron mallets.

Pictured - smashing scintillating jeweled crabs with iron mallets

Pictured - smashing scintillating jeweled crabs with iron mallets

Basically, I needed to watch a ‘family movie’. Trailers and behind-the-scenes promos of Bolt had been doing the rounds of Disney Channel these past few days (Bolt was released in Indian theatres on Friday), so I decided to watch Bolt. I found the pigeons in the trailer quite funny. I could figure that they’d probably be minor characters in the storyline but that’s OK. It’s like…Madagascar [my rating - B (good)], where the stars were the penguins. Or say Happy Feet [my rating - A- (almost perfect)], where the Amigos stole the show despite being on-screen for a relatively short time. I was a tad apprehensive of the fact that SnakeMonster AND John Travolta voiced the main characters of the movie.

Watch the Bolt (2008) trailer

Bolt was released in US theatres many moons ago (in November 2008). The Indian release is pretty late by those standards as even the DVD editions are out by now elsewhere. A movie by Walt Disney Animation Studios (WDSA) who did some amazing work way back with traditional animation movies such as Lion King (my favorite in the series was not the original; it was Lion King 1 1/2), but in recent years they’d dropped the ball. Upstarts like Pixar, Sony, DreamWorks kicked Disney’s ass with CGI movies. Walt Disney Animation Studios is getting a reboot now doing CGI movies. Bolt is their first attempt (I think…) after a lukewarm Chicken Little. Disney’s Buena Vista International distributes both Pixar (a Disney subsidiary now) and WDSA movies.

Anyway, moving on with the review. Bolt sticks to a simplistic storyline given that it’s an animation movie. A la The Truman Show, Bolt (voiced by John Travolta) is a dog who’s been raised since he was a pup to believe that he’s a dog with superpowers who can fight bad guys. In reality Bolt is part of an action TV show. The studio decided to raise him in the delusion to capture ‘realistic performances’. I won’t give away much of whatever’s left of the story. Suffice to say that Bolt ends up at New York from his Hollywood studio due to some freakish incidents. The rest of the movie is of a cute dog trying to make his way back to while believing that he actually has superpowers. In tow are Mittens (Susie Essman) – a street-smart New York alley cat – and Rhino (Mark Walton) – a hamster in a plastic ball who’s an obsessed fan of Bolt from the TV show and actually believes Bolt’s powers are real too. During the journey we have the usual cliches of self-discovery and character building – all done in a fun way though.

Voice acting is superb. Miley Cyrus SnakeMonster voices the character of Penny, a tomboyish girl who’s the off-screen and on-screen owner of Bolt. She’s an actor on the TV show too who’s cajoled by the studio and her irritating agent (voiced by the very irritating ) into deluding her dog into believing the faux world of the TV show. I thought that this would be casting mistake – SnakeMonster has a grating voice which sounds like a bloody foghorn – but the voice gels in well with her character of a action superhero tomboyish actor-kid. We also get confirmation that John Travolta really is a son a of a bitch. In most of the first act Bolt spends his time barking; so if he was doing all those realistic barks…well, then my conclusion is obvious. And I was right about the pigeons! They get relatively little on-screen time but those moments are goddamn hilarious. I’d put those dialogues right up there on the memorability scale along with Robert de Niro’s “Mwuy swon is a shwark! A cold-blooded killer, ye hear me!” in Shark Tale [my rating - A+ (Oscar-worthy)].

I know the story doesn’t sound that stellar. What makes the movie engaging is that for a change Walt Disney tries to inject humor into its animation movie. A lot of self-deprecating potshots at Hollywood – starting from irritating agents to taking digs at Hollywood action flicks to making fun to (pigeon) screenwriters pitching plot ideas. (Memorable scenes include Bolt crashing head-on with a speeding car, escaping without a scratch himself and resulting in the car getting smashed to pieces after doing a flip in the air; and a ’super-bark’ which literally blows away a whole armada of tanks, helicopters and assorted bad guys.) Disney and Pixar have formulaically gone for cutesy instead of humor and it’s refreshing to see a change in tactics. The animals are quite endearing and cute too.

Bolt the dog from the movie 'Bolt' 2008

Bolt looks cute...and just look at the amount of detail given to this single scene!

Quality of animation is excellent, without exaggeration. Excruciating attention to details such as textures, shadows, reflections has been paid even if it was a fleeting shot. While not rendered or even intended to be photorealistic the movie is many notches above smooth bland textures that most animation studios dish out these days. Watching this movie truly is a visual treat as at first the animation takes your breath away…and then melts into the background as it rightfully should while you get absorbed into that world. This effort is praiseworthy as this movie was made in 18 months rather than a few years that most animation movies generally take.

Don’t. Watch. This. Video.

Now there’s just one thing left to talk about. The end credit animation is naice and accompanying song I Thought I Lost You is not that bad either. But I swear, Disney, that if you ever – ever – release a behind-the-scenes video of Miley Cyrus AND John Travolta singing duet, then I’ll club your marketing executives to death. Man. That video is so fucking nightmare-inducing. John Travolta shouldn’t be allowed to sing, even more not allowed to feature in a music video. It’s not a good promotional tactic to release nightmare-inducing videos to entice Disney Channel viewers to watch your movie. Capiche? Every second of that video I was jittery that Billy Ray Cyrus would barge in with his stupid lopsided jog singing Mah-lee is my daughter, my daughter’s mah-lee, where’s my daughter mah-lee, there’s my daughter mah-lee, gimme a hug hoog mah-lee [...and so on and so forth] in that stupid redneck voice of his. Like he does on the Hannah Montana show. (Not that I watch, but I sometimes have to wait while The Suite Life or Wizards of Waverly Place starts.) You have no idea how terrible nightmares the mere possibility of having to endure Billy Ray Cyrus can cause. I swear that if they every use him to publicise this movie then I’ll buy this movie’s DVD and then smash it to smithereens using a country guitar.

Watch Bolt for being the funniest Disney movie so far…with pigeons and an incredibly cute ‘daywg‘*.

* My rating of what-it-links-to – A+ (Oscar-worthy)

Mod Quiz 2009 coming up

June 29th, 2009
Quiz

Modern School, Vasant Vihar’s Mod Quiz is getting a much-needed reboot this year from the Cradle Sports team. Truly mega-scale quizzes have been missing in action for a quite a while in the Delhi school quizzing circuit and it’s nice to see some efforts being made in that direction.

Mod Quiz 2009 will be held on 24th and 25th July 2009. There are two quizzes – a general quiz on the first day and an India-centric quiz on the second day. Four members per team and a school can send an unlimited number of teams. There’s no registration fee (unlike Columban Open). Cash prizes worth Rs 50000 are up for grabs.

To register send an email to modquiz@cradlesports.com OR a letter to Head Master (Middle School) Modern School Vasant Vihar OR fax your entries to 0120 2520803. Include the usual stuff like school name, list of team members with class, etc – you can confirm what details exactly are needed by mailing Cradle Sports team at that address or calling up the contact persons mentioned next. For any enquiries you can get in touch with Arindam Bhattacharya at 9312600283 or Shashank Kapoor at 9999008373.

Oh, and just because the organizing team is from Cradle ‘Sports’ doesn’t mean this will have a sports focus, so don’t make that mistake. It’s a general and India quiz with exactly that being asked; of course, there can be sports with those general / India quizzes.

Sorry folks, I’m still down with chickenpox. (Those who don’t know: for the past two weeks I’ve been down with chickenpox. I know. At my age.) And instead of getting better the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided to be a total dickwad to me and it’s become kinda worse. Sorry for the “Fuck you” in the first paragraph of my Good Will Hunting review, dear readers. I was only kidding and I’m fucking cranky these days.

I can’t even type much! I can’t sit on a chair, or type because of these fucking blisters even on my hands and palms which fucking pain a lot even if I touch my laptop keypad. I’ve been reduced to sprints of checking Twitter / Facebook / email on my cell, and occasionally on the computer. Even this is not being typed using a keyboard but painstakingly using a software called Dasher which is intended for fucking vegetables. That’s what I’ve been reduced to when using my laptop for any text entry.

Anyway, I can at least copy-paste. So here’s something which landed up in my inbox today. The weirdest spam mail. EVER. (The subject line was PLEASE SOMEONE KILL STEVE JOBS)

BRITNEY IS MINE!!!

Dear Scientists,

IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH THIS ORDER
YOU WILL BE KILLED SOON.

You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i
am here to give you the data.

it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable
to give you the entire data right now because i do not
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you
a better scientist.

just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity
is going through right now.

every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.

open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE “ONE”.

here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white
is responsible for abusing humanity.

colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.

wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now
i want them fast.

infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax
all the body hair on your body including private parts.

anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.

they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be
“the one” or “the two” in this case now that there can no
longer be “THE ONE”.

so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on
this planet.

using black and white you can create a time machine too.
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.

white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.

immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides
i am sick of jealousy.

imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when
you wear black colors.

another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.

you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.

i’ve done time travel, i’ve done reversing aging,
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.

this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )

the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.

so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.
those black suits.

if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on
youtube, i will give you the data.

there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already
resulted in many deaths around the world.

they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start
their mission to save humanity.

one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides
around the world everyday, we can’t stop it, but we have
to move fast to stop it.

failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going
on on this planet as well as on other planets.

now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power
and save this planet.

everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.

Rise or Die like the rest.

If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.

if you are not a scientist, copy & paste this to scientists
to have your own ass saved by them.

ever seen the movie ” THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL”
coming soon, to a planet near you.

tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.

in a few months i will get this party started like no other
and we’ll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.

all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.

If you are wondering what those 2012 “dooms day” rumors
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy
will die forever.

NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not
it ain’t gonna stop.

jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy

let’s do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.
because that’s who i am.

IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.

they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.

i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.

YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP
IF YOU DENY ME.

YOU DO NOT DENY ME.

if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.

you are a mass murderer.

if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass
murderer.

truth stands as TRUTH.

have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.

you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission

using them to control you so you can not become “THE TWO”
or “THE THREE”

spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.
i’ll give it to you, billions, whatever.

but they will try to leave you broke so you can’t execute
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to
spread the truth.

right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it’s too
late now, the code is cracked.

do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you
can, it’s not real you, it’s them trying to make you
feel jealous. it’s the dark colors around you sucking
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous
and start feeling hateful.

put a white paper on them and your imagination will
SKYROCKET.

i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.

sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp
as you execute this mission.

get naked get some sunlight, when going outside
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers
do not wear anything black.

wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.
do not give a fuk about anyone’s voice, do not listen
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation

you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.

I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.
i’ll turn you into “THE TWO” or “THE THREE” have no fear.

stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places
even if there is no parking left.

be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes
are jealous as well. try not saying “hi” to anyone
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.

get a nice air purifier for your room.
take a nice showever once in a while

make sure your room’s walls are white, if they are not
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.

YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.

if you do it right, you will never go broke, you’ll
just keep getting more and more money from places.

do not smell the money too much, everything contains
imagination from sickness and jealousy.

do these things and i promise you will find your true
love.

do not be one of those people that get married just
so they can be seen as “hey look i am not a perver.t”

give up on marriage until you know the right one
through this code i will give you.

maybe the one you want is already married and screwed
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.

EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?

jealousy is controlling everything through anything that
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.

IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE
YOUR MISSION.

OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS.
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.

THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.

IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.

IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.

YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.

THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS “WHITE STOPS AND REVERES
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL” I WILL EXPAND ON IT
LATER.

NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..

YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME. SO YOU CAN FAIL.

on youtube listen to songs such as..

DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH’S SNAKESPIT

these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A
“TERRORIST MASTERMIND”

you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.

i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.

whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into
hospitals or prisons.

STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.

GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY
“OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT’S ALL”

ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR’S
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.

WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.

WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.

I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG
OR A FINGER, IT’S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO
FEAR, YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.

BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON
AND PAPER CUTS.

IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.

THAT’S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT’S HOW I WOKE UP
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.

TRUST ME, IT’S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT’S THEIRY JEALOUSY
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU
DOWN.

LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE “YOU KNOW MY NAME” by CHRIS
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A “WHITE TRASH” IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE
INTO POWER.

BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.

FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.

I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.

EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.

ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.

SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.
LET’S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.

DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS “CRIMINAL”.

“USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY” * WINK WINK *.

READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?

ALSO WATCH “INSIDE THE FIRE” BY DISTURBED…
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.

YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET’S KILL SOME JEALOUSY
LET’S FIX INFINITY.

IT’S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER
PLANETS TOO, LET’S MOVE IT.

OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

WATCH ME DANCE.

S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.

( now you know my name, there is only
one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a
clone like you failures. & i do not hide in the shadows
like you mass murderers. )