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…Welcome 2006!!!

Filed Under (Needlessly Messianic) by Ankur on 31-12-2005

Ah well, it’s a pretty sad moment, to age one year more with national level exams looming like a Damocles sword above my cranial cavity (i.e., brain).

O.K., here’s MORE bad news - the new year was delayed by a full 1 SECOND since the Earth’s rotation is slowing down, talk of the Earth speeding up after the 2004 Asian Tsunami notwithstanding. This is being called a leap second by authorities like Royal Greenwich Observatory that initiated this. So if you think time drags these days, you are right. Also, you were an idiot to start celebrating too soon. Did you know that ‘idiot’ comes from a Greek word which means ‘person who only thinks about himself, and not about the country’? Bet you didn’t, which just reinforces my point, you are an IDIOT.

It’s that time of the year when people make resolutions, so have I:

  1. Sleep less.
  2. Exercise more and diet to cut down the flab I’ve accumulated.
  3. Most importantly, don’t follow resolution 1 and 2, and do whatever I like. In fact, do the exact opposite of point 1 and 2.

Hope you have made yours, and are equally sad about being one MORE year closer to your inevitable death.

I won’t be able to write for the next few weeks regularly, till the end of March, so sorry for that. After that long March, I’ll be a tad tired so I won’t write then too. My birthday comes soon after so I’ll be celebrating, won’t be writing then. My exams follow, so won’t write then. Viewers can help keep the blog interesting by posting 100 comments per article per day, and then reading them.
Be nice to the other writers during my brief absence. I’ll drop in from time-to-time to frustrate you all.

Eleventh Commandment of the Bible: Don’t take anything written in this post seriously.

Goodbye 2005…

Filed Under (Needlessly Messianic) by Ankur on 31-12-2005

Well, what an exciting year this was! And I’m not saying this because I discovered the joys of blogging this year. Here’s my list of important events events this year.


Earlier named A3XX, Airbus 380, the largest passenger airliner (with a capacity of 800), is unveiled by Airbus Industrie. Only time, and frequent flier miles will tell whether it wins or its competitor, Boeing 7E7 Dreamliner. It is said that airports may have to redesgined to accomodate it.

Pope John Paul II dies. The Vatican Conclave chooses the conservative Cardinal Koseph Ratzinger as the next Pope, who takes up the title of Pope Benedict XVI. You can email the Holy See at benedictxvi@vatican.va
Did you know that once there was a pope who was actually a woman? This fact was discovered when ‘he’ gave birth to a child. And did you know that Vatican City, the smallest country in the world, has no female citizens?

The epic saga ends with the last prequel of the Star Wars series, completing the amazing story started by George Lucas about 30 years ago. Nice movie, tells how Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader. The scene when the mask is put is iconic. Otherwise, the whole movie is one big fight sequence, because Lucas had to finish off characters he introduced in the first two prequels. Good time to sit down and watch all the six again, lightsaber in hand, in case your mom creeps up behind you to turn off the TV. I’ll take no responsibity if you kill her.

The Cassini-Huygens Mission reaches Saturn after a seven-year journey. We are getting some astonishing pictures of Saturn’s rings, Titan, etc. Check them out at Astronomy Picture Of The Day.

Space shuttle Discovery lifts-off in the first mission after the unfortunate Columbia incident. NASA seemed pretty jittery this time, because they delayed the landing too. Work still needs to be done on the faulty foam, because a piece broke off this time too.

A very unfortunate incident, terrorists carried out bombings in the London Underground. Many innocents die.

The sixth book of the series, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince brings about many twists in the story. Dumbledore is killed, and Snape turns out to be the mysterious ‘half-blood prince’, who works for Voldemort. Harry Potter has a crush on Ginny Weasley and startling insights are given into Tom Riddle’s childhood. The quest for Horcruxes concludes in the seventh novel, now for the showdown. Personally, after devouring it on the first day itself, I was disappointed by this book; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was much better.

The next version of Apple Mac OS X, Tiger is launched, with new features like Spotlight.

Lance Armstrong, many time champion of the Tour de France retires after a win for the Discovery Channel-AMD team. A source of inspiration for many cancer patients, for his astonishing comback, he is embroiled in a doping controversy.

Google Earth awes one and all with its stunning images and fly-bys. My favorite - a fly-by from the Himalayas to the Grand Canyon at a tilt, so the the features stand out in relief. If you haven’t used it yet, you are missing something in life.

Microsoft announces the next version of Windows, to be launched in 2006. Earlier codenamed Longhorn, it will be henceforth known as Vista. It promises much more security, transparent windows, better graphics, a new and simplified version of Microsoft Office, anti-spyware, Internet Explorer 7, blah blah. Yeah, we’ll see what we actually get. Some enterprising geeks have already made it an acronym for Viruses, Insecurities, Spyware, Trojans and Adware!

A hectic year for Apple. It launched quite a few products of the iPod family - iPod Nano (which ran into trouble for its easily-scratched display) and the much awaited Video iPod, following the footsteps of the Photo iPod. Apple now offers videos too on its iTunes service. Impact of all this, the Oxford English Dictionary officially ma
kes ‘podcasting’ a word.

Hurricane Katrina, Rita and Wilma wreck havoc in USA as many people die and billions of dollars worth of damage occurs, slowing down the engine of world economy.

The NASA Mars Mission completes one ‘Mars year’. The twin rovers, Spirit and Opportunity are now on opposite sides of Mars, expanding the horizons of human endeavour and knowledge. Initially, the mission was for only 45 days, but it was extended later.

The movie event of the year for many Potter fans. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is released worldwide on November 18. Good movie, but as I have written in my review on this blog, it’s a bit rushed.

So that’s it for this year folks, meet you on the other side of the time barrier in 2006!

I’m deeply grateful to the people who have given me the permision to include the pictures in this post. Copyright belongs to individual owners, not me!

2005: Top Searches

Filed Under (Needlessly Messianic) by Ankur on 31-12-2005

So what were the hottest things on search engines this year? Since I’m more of a Yahoo! guy, I’ll use the Yahoo! Buzz Index 2005 list, but you could also look at the Google Zeitgeist 2005 list.

And the verdict is this - Britney Spears wins (please, let a thunderbolt strike me dead)! Apart from the usual entertainers, I was surprised to see Cartoon Network on the list. The unfortunate tsunami, and all those hurricanes also made the cut. Talking about movies, Star Wars comes first while Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire barely makes it to the tenth spot. So lightsaber wins over Nimbus 2001 due to a time advantage. But I heard that Harry Potter grossed more than Star Wars in the box office. Guess that makes George Lucas feel like being Darth Beggar (no offence meant, Lukie boy!).

Check the rest of the gems out yourselves.

Best Websites Of 2005

Filed Under (Needlessly Messianic) by Ankur on 31-12-2005

Ah, the run-up to the new year. Let’s start off with reviewing the best websites of 2005. Yahoo! Picks brings you some pretty unusual gems, apart from the usual fare. My personal favorite, Science magazine’s list of 125 questions in science that still vex us. For all the wildlife fans, there are the amazing videos on National Geographic’s WildCam Africa. And if you are in the mood for some music, that is, testing your own (non-existent) talent in it, don’t miss Mr. Fastfinger: Guitar Shred Show.

Talking about my other favorites, do check out 10 X 10, WordCount (quiz comes in at 10745; the winner - ‘the’) and Yahoo! Netrospective. Can’t understand, visit and find out.

Happy Surfing 2005!

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