Had my English exam today. It was pretty easy, and lengthy. Not to say that I hardly had attended any classes of English throughout the year, especially in the later stages. That meant buzzing people frantically yesterday when I took up studying for the exam somewhere around 9 pm.
Did I tell you I’m sore about not getting to participate in DCE’s Innova yesterday? Never mind. I was pissed off though, with my English teacher warning me beforehand – ‘No funny or sarcastic answer like last term Ankur’; and I felt pretty rebellious that I wanted to do exactly that. Quite a few plans discuss, I did with Rach. For example, we both conclusively proved that Yoda placed bets on Anakin becoming Darth Vader. It goes like this:
- People think Yoda said (in Episode 3 of Star Wars) “Good realtions with the Wookies, I have.” They didn’t hear him correctly, it’s ‘bookies’. He wanted to place bets, and possibly rig it.
- If Anakin DIDN’T turn over to the Dark Side, Yoda would benefit as the Jedi would still be in power.
- If Anakin DID become Darth Vader, the odds in favor of which in betting were at 42/1, then Yoda gets loadsa money for retirement.
- Looking a his bank statements in the Archives, it appears Yoda DID influence Anakin to flip.
We also discussed Seth Lord Darth Vikram’s poem, which we have in syllabus. I felt so irritated that I wanted to do some buffoonery in the paper.
I did end up making a few sarcastic comments, er quite a few. I just hope that our teacher still has her sense of humor intact.