Vote…or Die

I’m sick of all newspapers in India (and elsewhere) which keep on saying “The whole world should get a say in voting for the US presidential elections”. We got it. The joke is stale now.

Americans do crazy stuff to get their sheeple to vote, including making Jessica Alba wear a Hannibal Lecter mask. The biggest reason for large voter turnout, however, will be the fundamental tenet of American democracy – get out there and vote, or Puff Daddy will m****rf***ing kill you.

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